twolittlebluebirdsx:

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

I did an experiment 7 months ago and compared my then 6 month old’s jean pockets to mine. This was the result:

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If this doesn’t prove how fucked up women’s fashion is I don’t know what will.

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guy:

do u ever recall what u did as a child and ur just like why the fuck

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abbygubler:

unseeliequeen:

tawnks:

gifak-net:

Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding


aw hell no

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.

are you fucking kidding me if I shed my ears I would go apeshit and sleep with the light on for a year 

abbygubler:

unseeliequeen:

tawnks:

gifak-net:

Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding

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aw hell no

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.

are you fucking kidding me if I shed my ears I would go apeshit and sleep with the light on for a year 

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ceesquatch:

when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

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deddene:

when ppl try to go thru ur apps

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worryings:

once i thought my pet rock died so i flushed it and i clogged the toilet for a week 

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freewlfi:

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

i’d call this bullshit but then i remember my aunt went to a private boarding school and my grandpa picked her up in a helicopter every friday so she could go home for the weekends

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tinyorc:

This is one of the most accurate things I have ever seen.

tinyorc:

This is one of the most accurate things I have ever seen.

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